D A Bm G


[Verse 1]
D               A
Tight tops and two for one cocktails
Bm          G                     D
Eyes all lit up by the mobile phone
                  A                      Bm     G
There's something not quite right around here
D                  A
Dance floor's seen days much learier
Bm                    G
They're outside in the smoking area
D             A                    Bm    G
Something so terribly wrong round here


[Chorus]
         D                A            Bm   G
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
      D             A             Bm   G
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
          D                 A              Bm    G
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
    D              A   Bm           G
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"


[Verse 2]
D          A
New club, same old carpet
Bm                  G
Lick of paint won't hide this garbage
D               A                       Bm
Drop a quid cos he said "no spray no lay"
G
No way
D              A
That girl she looks so beautiful
   Bm                        G
But took a long time in the toilet cubicle
D               A           Bm
Nose powdering ready for a night
G
Alright


[Chorus]
         D                A            Bm   G
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
      D             A             Bm   G
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
          D                 A              Bm    G
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
    D              A   Bm           G
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"


[Verse 3]
D           A          Bm
Cigarettes lie on the floor
     G                     D
Last orders I heard them call
           A               Bm   G
Time flies by this much I know
D             A             Bm
The memories echo down the wall
       G             D
Silent disco hard to call
            A              Bm   G
This ain't right I need to go


[Chorus]
         D                A            Bm   G
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
      D             A             Bm   G
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
          D                 A              Bm    G
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
    D              A   Bm           G
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"