| Bm     | A      | D      | G      |
| Bm     | A      | D      | G      |


[Verse 1]
Bm         A         D     G
This don't look like his hotel room
Bm    A          D           G       Bm
 Laid out in the hall of the wrong hotel
    A               D       G
She went out with a violent perfume
Bm        A         D              G     Bm
 But came back like cheap fags and San Miguel


[Pre-Chorus]
    A                D       G
But they don't wanna go home right now
Bm        A            D         G
 It's one down and the weekend's just begun
Bm   A                D       G
 No, they don't wanna go back now
     Bm    A          D           N.C.
It's never done, they never wanna give it up


[Chorus]
Bm                     A
Please don't point the gun
    D           G
The allegations have begun
    A     Bm                A
For those three days in the sun
D            G
Altercations just for fun
       A       Bm             A
'Cause they're taking chances еverywhere
     D                 G               A
What happеns here, it stays right there
Bm                 A
Nothing else could quite compare
              G                                 A
But when they get back home, there's nothing to declare


[Instrumental]
| Bm     | A      | D      | G      |


[Verse 2]
Bm      A       D            G
Woke up feeling like a right prick
Bm      A             D           G       Bm
 A long walk down the road to the right hotel
   A            D         G
He didn't wanna make that conflict
Bm        A     D            G         Bm
 But woke up on L plates and feeling unwell


[Pre-Chorus]
    A                D       G
But they don't wanna go home right now
Bm        A            D         G
 It's one down and the weekend's just begun
Bm   A                D       G
 No, they don't wanna go back now
     Bm    A          D           G
It's never done, they never wanna give it up


[Instrumental]
| Bm     | A      | D      | G      |


[Chorus]
Bm                     A
Please don't point the gun
    D           G
The allegations have begun
    A     Bm                A
For those three days in the sun
D            G
Altercations just for fun
       A       Bm             A
'Cause they're taking chances еverywhere
     D                 G               A
What happеns here, it stays right there
Bm                 A
Nothing else could quite compare
              G                                 A
But when they get back home, there's nothing to declare


[Instrumental]
| Bm     | A      | D      | G      |
| Bm     | A      | D      | G      |


[Bridge]
Bm     A            D       G
Out of sight, she's out his mind
Bm        A             D         G
He's been treading on a real fine line
Bm     A           D       G
Out of sight, he's out her mind
Bm        A           N.C.
She's now in it for a real hard time


[Chorus]
    Bm                     A
So, please don't point the gun
    D           G
The allegations have begun
    A     Bm                A
For those three days in the sun
D            G
Altercations just for fun
       A       Bm             A
'Cause they're taking chances еverywhere
     D                 G               A
What happеns here, it stays right there
Bm                 A
Nothing else could quite compare
              G                                 A
But when they get back home, there's nothing to declare


[Instrumental]
| Bm     | A      | D      | G  A    |
| Bm     | A      | D      | G  A    |


[Outro]
Bm             A
Taking chances everywhere
     D                 G               A
What happens here, it stays right there
Bm                 A
Nothing else could quite compare
              G                                 A
But when they get back home, there's nothing to declare