G                                           E
Now that I've changed and the rest have all stayed
G                      A
well, why do I feel so confused?
E                                      Ab
some of the best of me plans have been laid
F#Maj9                      C#
and some of me best moments used
C#                               F#      F
I've been out for the count in a Mexican bar-o
C#                         F#          F
stranded in nowhere with a-nothing but me
Eb          (RIFF)              G
ah, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland 

N.C.                 (RIFF)      G
Some of the shit has sprouted in roses
                         A
and some of the roses have died
E                   (RIFF) G
forced by meself to follow conviction
    Gb                      E
and ignore what I'm missing inside
          Ab                        G        E
I've been loved by the sweetest and hated by heroes
Eb                                        G        E
life's still (a) surprise and the friends come and go
Eb          (RIFF)              G
ah, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland 

Interlude:
G E F# X2

(whoop-whoop, whoop-whoop) 
 Ab                                G            E    
I've had praise I've had ridicule, either meant nothing
Eb             G                  E
faced with the task of tomorrow's demands
Eb          (RIFF)              G
oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland
Eb          (RIFF)              G
oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland

(whoop-whoop)
Eb         (RIFF)               G
oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland 

RIFF:
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