E|-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-|
B|-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---0-0-|
G|-2---2-2-0h2-2-2-2---2-2-0h2-2-2-| (h = hammer-on)
D|-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-|
A|-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-|
E|---------------------------------|

In the bridge, play these during the D and A chords:

E|-2---2---0-2---3---2---0---2-----|-0---0-0---0---2---2-0---0---0---|
B|-3---3---3-3---3---3---3---3-----|-2---2-2---2---2---2-2---3---0---|
G|-2---2---2-2---2---2---2---2-----|-2---2-2---2---2---2-2---2---2---|
D|-0---0---0-0---0---0---0---0-----|-2---2-2---2---2---2-2---2---2---|
A|---------------------------------|-0---0-0---0---0---0-0---0---0---|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|


[Intro] (play the G6 as 355430, just sliding up from the Fmaj7)
Fmaj7 G6 (x4)

[Verse 1]
Cmaj7                             Am
   I passed out on the fourteenth floor
Cmaj7                Am
   The CPR was so erotic
Cmaj7                              Am
   A blizzard blew in through the door
Cmaj7                                      Am
   And little glowing cum buckets in her ankles

[Chorus]
Cmaj7               C                 Am
   O Dallas, you shine with an evil light
Cmaj7               C                 Am
   O Dallas, you shine with an evil light
Cmaj7                  C          Am
   How'd you turn a billion steers  into buildings made of mirrors?
Cmaj7           C                Am
   And why am I drawn to you tonight?

[Bridge]
D                                   A
   Once you taste the geometry of a church in a cul-de-sac
Em                                 Em                A7
   You're gonna wanna sit with the bad kids in the back
D                                  A
   Cruising down Commerce, killing time in the blazing sun
Em                               Em                    A7
   Is it true your analyst was a placekicker for the Falcons?

Fmaj7 G6 (x2)

Fmaj7 Fmaj7

[Verse 2]
Cmaj7                          Am
   We saw B.B. King on General Hospital
Cmaj7                                      Am
   In the Oak Cliff dram house where we stayed
Cmaj7                                   Am
   And when Clancy whipped her with his belt buckle
Cmaj7                                 Am
   He cleaned her cuts and then we prayed

[Chorus]
Cmaj7               C                 Am
   O Dallas, you shine with an evil light
Cmaj7                    C                Am
   Don't you know that God stays up all night?
Cmaj7                  C         Am
   How'd you turn a billion steers into buildings made of mirrors?
Cmaj7           C                Am
   And why am I drawn to you tonight?

[Bridge]
D                                 A
   Watching the makeup girls make out with the mannequins
Em                                Em                  A7
   "Hey boys, supper's on me, our record just went aluminum"
D                                 A
   Poor as a mouse every morning, rich as a cat every night
Em                                             Em                  A7
   Some kind of strange magic happens when the city turns on her lights