A

[Verse 1]

A
Why get up ? Why get up ?
    D
How can I get up?
    A
Why should I get up?
 E                             D
This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough
N.C                        A
(I'm gonna sleep forever,) why get up?

[Verse 2]

A
Phone keeps ringing, right off the hook
A
Some bill collector I know what cooks
D
Think I'll stay in bed and dream all day
A
The world outside bugs me anyway
E                        D
When I get things going, the going gets rough
N.C                 A
( So I ask myself )Why get up?

[Verse 3]

A
Why get up? Why get up?
D
How can I get up?
A
Why should I get up?
 E                             D
This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough
N.C                         A
( I'm gonna sleep forever ) Why get up?

[Verse 4]

A
Went to the doctor, he said lose some weight
A
If you don't do it quick, we'll have to operate
D
I talked to my lawyer, he said case is closed
A
That woman got it all, even the garden hose
E                       D
Staring at the ceiling, thinking just my luck
N.C                       A
(I better roll back over) Why get up?

[Verse 5]

A
Why get up? Why get up?
D
How can I get up?
A
Why should I get up?
E                              D
This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough
N.C                        A
(I'm gonna sleep forever,) Why get up?

[Guitar instrumental] x2

A x4 
D x2 
A x2 
E D A A
The same as the verse chords, with added snoring and other sleeping effects !

[Verse 6]

A
Well, I can't quit drinking, I'm nervous all the time
A
When I wake up it's like a ton of lead on my mind
D
What was it I said to that girl last night?
A
She really got upset I best stay out of sight
E                 D
I remember a gun, callin somebody's bluff
N.C                         A
(I better duck under cover) Why get up?

[Verse 7]

A
Why get up? Why get up?
D
How can I get up ?
A
Why should I get up?
E                              D
This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough
N.C                       A
(I'm gonna sleep forever) Why get up?

[Verse 8]

A
Why get up ? Why get up?
D
How can I get up?
A
Why should I get up?
E                             D
This whole world's gone crazy think I've seen enough
N.C                        A
(I'm gonna sleep forever) Why get up?