Well, now, Chief
I can see that you're a man of integrity
(Thank you!)
But ask yourself this
Have you got a sweet tooth?
I do
A hunger that you have to feed?
Have you got a sweet tooth?
I do
Well, we've got everything you need! (Mmm)
Don't give me that conscience nonsense!
It's simply quid pro quo

So
A hundred of your favorites?
Sorry, I'm afraid it's no!
(Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate, you know
I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so-)
But think about your sweet tooth
I do
I've had it since I was a boy
Your naughty little sweet tooth
It's true

The only thing that brings you joy
Don't look at your waistline! It's fine! (C'mon)
Who needs to see their toes?
So
Seven hundred boxes?
That's a lot of chocolates
No!
Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell!
Have you got a sweet tooth?
Me too!

Fellas-
Have you got the hots for chocs?
I do really, yeah
Do you think that candy's dandy?
Oh, yeah
Well, we've got lots and lots and lots and lots and lots!
Why am I singing?
If the wife's complaining
Body-shaming
It's amazing what a tailor can conceal
Keep your wretched chocolates
18 hundred boxes?
Oh, deal!