When I was kid we went camping and I wrestled a bear
A jury found me guilty of murder and I'm facing the chair
But I dug a tunnel out of my cell and escaped on a train
You know that I would have to kill you if I told you my real name

Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I can't avoid lies

I have to take a job in the daytime just so I will fit in
I'm currently employed by the council where I'm emptying bins
I carry out assignments at midnight 'cause that's when I work best
Last night I flew out to bikini for the nuclear test

Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid

Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I can't avoid lies

The aliens have planted a microchip inside of my chest
Tomorrow I'm remixing a white label for kanye west
Does nothing that I say to you ever make you concerned
I hope that it's too late, I hope that all my bridges are burned

Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid

Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid
I'm humanoid, I'm paranoid

Please don't leave me, don't leave me alone
Please don't leave me, don't leave me alone