I've fallen off the train again
I'm falling on insane
While waiting for the world to turn
Watching me disappear
Me? I'm outta here
I appreciate your faint concern
Oh, we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had

Arsenic or everclear
Pick your poison, fast my dear!
The apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die
I've fallen off the wagon, dear
I landed on my head, I fear

My wits are scattered hither and yon
Like Humpty-Dumpty I'm a wreck
I broke my rubber chicken neck
And on my face I fell, a lot
Oh we're all crazy, we're all mad

A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had!
Arsenic or everclear
Pick your poison fast, my dear!
'Cause the apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die

The sky is caving in on me
And black is all that I can see
My hand has disappeared into the night
Nevermore, the raven said
And then he fell upon his head

The poor bird lost his
Balance in his flight!
Oh we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had

Arsenic or everclear
Pick your poison fast, my dear!
'Cause the apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die!